Press the red button, now.

Wayhay it is interactive Saturday. That's right - it is eviction day here at the reality show Yadayada. So what will *you* vote for. Which blog topic will you choose to expunge from my brain, digitalise and throw out naked into the ether to cheering crowds, flashing cameras and a cringing interview with Davina fucking McCall.

1. Tragedy in Uganda.

2. My beautiful self. (go on - you know you want to hear about it)

3. Mega Global Bank Corp where I work story B (does involve outsourcing but don't be scared it is quite good)

4. My lovely flat.

5. Jamie "fat tongue" Oliver. (the chef's special)

6. A toaster, a toaster my kingdom for a toaster (also very good)

7. The part of London where I live.

Voting works by well voting. Bribes work and are happily accepted. Anyone who appends "PS hen, LOVE your blog. It is funny, clever and interesting. You know what - I think I want to bare your children" will have their votes counted very, *very* carefully if you know what I mean {wink}