My Wonderful Cock

I love getting my cock out. I really do. I don't actively seek out situations to do this but if the occasion arises I will quite happily display my glorious tackle to any willing on lookers.

Now us Brits have a prudish reputation when it comes to stuff like this especially compared with our European cousins. So how have I ended up like this? Well probably over analysing it a bit with few friends the other night I came to conclusion the reasons are two fold.

Firstly I have a fantastic nob. It really is gorgeous. When God was giving out body parts he very generous when it came to me. I didn't realise this until I was in my mid twenties. Not being the kind of person who worries about things I can't change, honestly, I hadn't given it much thought.

I had always assumed that it was well... average. If you think about it as a straight male I am never going to get to see erect penises to compare myself to. Then when I was 25 I had a party and a gay friend of a ex girlfriend turned up. He came to greet me as I was getting myself a drink in the kitchen...

"Hi hen!! You have a big cock!"

"I beg your pardon."

"Your penis."

"Yes?"

"It's huge!"

"Listen A, it's great to see you and I am really happy you could make it but what the *hell* are you talking about?"

Turned out he had just got back from backpacking with my ex in Australia. When you are backpacking with someone, he explained, you get a lot of time to talk about err.. things. It seems my ex spent a considerable amount of time waxing lyrical about my old fella and how... well... great it is. Strangely she had never said anything to me during the time we were actually going out.

After the party was over and I was lying in bed I asked my then girlfriend.

"Hon?"

"Hmm?"

"My dick? It's size, is it well... large?"

"Babe, you have the most wonderful willie I have ever come across."

"Really?"

"Sometimes I feel selfish because I've got it all to myself!"

"Wow"

"You should really become a porn star."

"...."

"But don't though."

Then she kisses me on the cheek, snuggles up to me and falls asleep with a smile on her face.

So there you have it. It is not eye wateringly gigantic - it just has good healthy proportions.

Second reason stems from my parents who are of the liberal sort. When we were little we lived in Germany and on holidays they used to take us to nudist camps in Yugoslavia. So there I was - a cherubic 5 year old running around as nature intended behind the iron curtain. As a result I really don't have a problem with nudity.

Don't get me wrong - I am not a naturist and I never go on nudist holidays but if I am in a hotel in Scandinavia or Austria and I feel like a sauna it will be au natural. I just think everyone has nice body. Obviously some are more attractive than others but no one has one they should be ashamed of. I think it is a shame when people get complexes about them.

So there you go. As a result of all this I happily get my cock out.

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