Rugged Gay Cowboy Mountain

Two handsome rugged gay cowboys take some cute sheep up a rugged gay cowboy mountain and do rugged gay cowboy things like: carry a little lamb across a raging pulsating stream that spurts up white froth; slowly withdraw a thorn that has pricked raw the tender paw of a sheep amongst big thick erect columns of wood; erotically wash their naked bodies in the river and shave with their shirts off; heroically guard the defenceless sheep from vicious coyotes whilst moodily looking out into middle distance over thrusting mountain peaks covered with white creamy snow, holding their pistols and silently thinking of their Oscar acceptance speeches.

All this handsome rugged gay cowboyness gets to them so they start bumming each other.

Anyway they come down from the mountain and resume their rugged non-gay cowboy lives but can't forget the rugged gay cowboy mountain so keep nipping back for a bit of rugged gay cowboy lovin'.

One of them gets hacked off with it after a while well.. 20 years so goes to Mexico or something but gets himself killed which makes the other rugged gay cowboy sad and shed a rugged gay cowboy tear. Aww..

Over all I found it highly enjoyable in a purely heterosexual and completely secure in my sexuality way.

Handsome rugged gay cowboy count: 2
Moody looks and meaningful glances count: 8734
Chance of scoring if you take a date: high
Chance she will actually be thinking about you: low
Best quote: "I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year!"