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Commentator 1 [talking of Ronaldo’s lard arse Sunday league performance so far]: “It is like a salesman trying to sell you a print of the Sistine Chapel – it’s not the real thing!”
Commentator 2: “Sistine Chapel? I’ve not seen that.”
Commentator 1: “It’s good!”
Commentator 2: “Sistine Chapel? I’ve not seen that.”
Commentator 1: “It’s good!”
2 Comments:
The Fleet Street sports hack Harry Harris is famed for his abilities to get a scoop and infamous for his writing style. Apparently one of his foreign reports started with:
"Jerusalem... home of the legendary Jesus Christ..."
By Wyndham, at 9:23 pm
It is funny because it is true.
By h, at 10:36 pm
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